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Dear Lord

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In church I heard a lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer.
It was so sweet and sincere that I wanted to share it...

Dear Lord,
This has been a tough two or three years.
You have taken my favourite actor Patrick Swayze.
My favourite musician Michael Jackson.
My favourite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse.
My favourite actress Elizabeth Taylor.
And now my favourite singer Whitney Houston.
I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are
Tony Blair, David Cameron, Gordon Brown and George Osbourne.
Amen
If you want to be incrementally better: Be competitive. If you want to be exponentially better: Be cooperative.

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