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Christmas pressys

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 4:08 pm
by smeghead
Well Chaps and Chapettes,
It's almost Christmas, I have asked Satan for a Labia Lip for my Majesty, I hope it will smooth the air flow. Sorry I meant Laminar Lip, just a slip of the tongue there. Oops there I go again. Lips and tongues, nurse where are my tablets.
Cheers
Alan

Re: Christmas pressys

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 4:18 pm
by Deeping
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so now we have found my level of humour

Re: Christmas pressys

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:52 pm
by johnp
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Christmas pressys

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:34 pm
by rintintin
smeghead wrote:Well Chaps and Chapettes,
It's almost Christmas, I have asked Satan for a Labia Lip for my Majesty, I hope it will smooth the air flow. Sorry I meant Laminar Lip, just a slip of the tongue there. Oops there I go again. Lips and tongues, nurse where are my tablets.
Ahh....'tis the (Frankie Howard) ghost of Christmas past.....come back to haunt us. Titter ye may :lol:

Re: Christmas pressys

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:55 am
by JohnR93
Oh, nay and thrice ney... :lol: :D :lol: :D

Re: Christmas pressys

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:22 am
by irev
Why doesn't heated clothing come with a willy warmer option...? icon_scratch.gif

Santa..? icon_shag.gif

Re: Christmas pressys

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:42 am
by Maxman
I just tuck mine down my heated socks.

Re: Christmas pressys

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:43 am
by smeghead
I do the same, I have very long socks!

Re: Christmas pressys

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:47 am
by Bluebottle
In this weather I can keep my nuts warm with a neck scarf.

They've retracted so far it looks like I've got mumps

Re: Christmas pressys

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:38 pm
by rintintin
......CHESTNUTS..... gently roasting......ooops, sorry, just getting festive there for a second :oops: