Inconsequentials . . .

[Deeping]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(but only if you make a hole in the system)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(O.M.G.!!!)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy)

(I still haven’t got over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(so stop . . . )


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home . Ouch - what the...?)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes! Can you imagine? Lucky pig! )


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still rate the pig ...quality over quantity.)


Butterflies taste with their feet.
(I needed to know that why ???)



The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
( Hmm . . . just the female tongue, or all tongues?)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people who are like that.)


Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people who are like that, too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about the pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)

[Bluebottle]

Did you hold the stopwatch or the pig?
Cos with those feet and the little buttons I think the pig might have had trouble and erm.... bigged up your performance a bit

[JimR]

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