Shamelessly nicked from elsewhere.................

An elderly couple had just learned how to text each other on their mobiles. She was the romantic type, while he was a no-nonsense type of guy.
One afternoon when she was out, the wife sent her husband a romantic text...........

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
I love you."


The husband replied
"I'm on the toilet - please advise!"

What a couple!